CHALLENGE No. 1: Hand-to-hand Combat

For this inaugural roommate challenge something grand was in order, a competition worthy of testing our fine knowledge of art, sport and procrastination. So, naturally, we thumb wrestled.

To the casual observer such a pair of competitors would appear unfairly matched. What sort of unchivalrous lunk would think it sporting to face a slip of lady (with exceptionally weak wrists, no less) in bare-handed combat? That lunk would be Kris. Clearly, he keeps his man-parts safely tucked away in that "satchel" of his.

But enough talk, let the games begin!