The Dovercontestants

Two bedrooms, two baths, two snarky roommates. And five months into their 12-month lease on a musty Way-Queen-West apartment, the thin veneer of "friendship" and "basic hygiene" has disappeared.

From this poorly decorated bubbling cauldron of squalor and contempt only one will emerge victorious.

And to make good on this statement, these roommates will endure weekly challenges proving their skill and wit.

Let's meet our contestants:

Leah: Whip-smart and invariably smelling of delicious cupcakes, she's the odds-on favourite for all future competitions.

Kris: Enjoys eating perogies and imitating motorcycles. He also owns a purse.